Here I am at my worst and my best.
My worst: Remember when I said I wasn’t a natural waterskier? Here is the photographic proof (thank you Leslie for making this your desktop background, I’m sure it’s a hit). Do I look like a natural at anything to you? Naturally a drowned cat? Naturally someone who really is better at being on land? And to my sister that says having ugly photos of you on the internet is character building: my character is so built right now it’s like a brick house.
My best: Being photogenic thanks to Instagram filters after I became Foursquare mayor at Chill (what my poor dad must be wondering while reading this). Froyo has never tasted as delicious as when you are the mayor.
Are these even photos of the same girl? Probably not. The second one might be my better looking body double that I occasionally hire for candid photo-ops. But the first one is all me.
